Posted on May 11, 2008 by Micah Jesse
We came up with a name for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon….
Introducing……… MaNick!
The name is perfect because their actions since getting married have been completely manic.
This is juuuuust one of the examples of their wild behavior:
Nick’s tattoo sporting ‘Mariah’ across his shoulderblades.
Newsflash, Nick!
Marc Jacob’s ex-boyfriend Jason Preston had the ‘Mariah’ tattoo first:
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by Micah Jesse
Beyonce’s clothing line, The House of Dereon, has released a new sector for kids.
These clothes are not only ugly, but are holistically inappropriate!
What do you think?
Do you think young girls like these should be wearing heels and make-up???
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by Micah Jesse
If you’ve ever seen an episode on Saturday Night Live feature Penelope played by actress Kristin Wiig, then you’ll love this video!
Comedically genius:
from vodpod.com posted with vodpod
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by Micah Jesse
On Saturday night, your favorite blogger (yes, us!!) and our friend Alli hit up the Stoli Hotel event on Houston and West St. to celebrate Vanity Fair.
The music was provided by our homeboy DJ Cassidy [picture]- the absolute best DJ in NYC. We hung out with Cassidy and his assistant, Marvin, in the DJ booth [...]
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by Micah Jesse
American Idol hopeful David Archuleta should tell his pops to quit his wacky ways!
His father, Jeff Archuleta, was banned by producers to be at rehearsals for the show.
Jeff demanded phrasing from Sean Kingston’s Beautiful Girls be inserted into David’s rendition of Ben E. King’s Stand By Me last week. The change cost the show additional [...]
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by Micah Jesse
The former ‘Law and Order’ actor, who tried to board a flight at LAX with a handgun, tells police he forgot it was in his briefcase.
Farina, 64, was booked on a felony charge after LAX screeners found a loaded handgun in his briefcase as he prepared to board a plane.
The gun was a .22-caliber semi-automatic [...]
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by Micah Jesse
This is going to be the absolute worst show on television.
And we don’t even watch television!
But WE WILL WATCH THIS!
“Living Lohan” is coming to a boob tube near you this Memorial Day weekend on E!
Watch the trailer:
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Posted on May 11, 2008 by Micah Jesse
There’s just no stopping Amy Winehouse.
She is travelling on a path to complete destruction.
We think that her spiralling out of control behavior is instigated by her hubby Blake’s trouble with the law.
Get him out of jail so we can get Amy back to making music that our ears love.
And who’s that man?
Do you think it’s [...]
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