Lohan Gets Ugly

These are the first released shots of Lindsay Lohan’s return to the boob tube.
The show, which is scheduled to air May 22nd, is the first of six episodes the tired actress is set to appear in.
[People]

Music Video Premiere: Mariah Carey - “Bye Bye”

Mariah Carey debuts her video for “Bye Bye” (which is one of our favorite songs off her new album E=MC2).
It stars her soon-to-be-ex-husband Nick Cannon:

What do you think?!

We Can’t Stop Listening To: Chris Brown - “Forever”

Peep the music video!

It Was Right The First Time

A fan gave John Mayer a shirt that reads “Mr. Douchebag”…

Then John scribbles out the word “douchebag”…

And writes “Badass”…

John,
Sorry honey. It was right the first time.
xoxo,
MICAHJESSE.COM

The Hills: Butt Sex

Just warning you… this may ruin your day!

Spencer Pratt (boyfriend of newly plastic-ized Heidi Montag) talks butt sex with Radar Online:
Radar: YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
SP: If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think [...]

Madonna: Make Out Queen

At a show in London recently, the Queen of Pop, Madonna, gave one her backup dancers a kiss:

Um… anyone remember this from the 2003 MTV Music Awards?

Guy Ritchie, her hubby bubby, has conspicuously been absent from many of Madonna’s recent public appearances (especially in the USA).
Is it because his wife likes women?
We kid! We kid!
Wait… [...]

Who Needs To Go Back To Rehab?

Amy Winehouse stepped out of a recording studio in Henley to pay for her pizza delivery wearing that.
Bathing suit or underwear?
Either way… Why? Why? Why?

Mariah and Nick: It’s Official

People magazine has the happy couple on the cover of the newest issue.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s surprise wedding was a surprise to all of us!
Mariah on Nick:
“”We really do feel we are soulmates,” Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star’s Bahamian estate. “I never felt a love like this was [...]