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The Crazy MaNick Saga Continues

We came up with a name for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon….

Introducing……… MaNick!

The name is perfect because their actions since getting married have been completely manic.

This is juuuuust one of the examples of their wild behavior:

Nick’s tattoo sporting ‘Mariah’ across his shoulderblades.

Newsflash, Nick!

Marc Jacob’s ex-boyfriend Jason Preston had the ‘Mariah’ tattoo first:

This Is Wrong On So Many Levels

Beyonce’s clothing line, The House of Dereon, has released a new sector for kids.

These clothes are not only ugly, but are holistically inappropriate!

What do you think?

Do you think young girls like these should be wearing heels and make-up???

This Video Sucks…Just Kidding!

If you’ve ever seen an episode on Saturday Night Live feature Penelope played by actress Kristin Wiig, then you’ll love this video!

Comedically genius:

from vodpod.com posted with vodpod

A More Than Ok Saturday

On Saturday night, your favorite blogger (yes, us!!) and our friend Alli hit up the Stoli Hotel event on Houston and West St. to celebrate Vanity Fair.

The music was provided by our homeboy DJ Cassidy - the absolute best DJ in NYC. We hung out with Cassidy and his assistant, Marvin, in the DJ booth for a good portion of the evening.

As we were leaving the event we were confronted by one of our fans, Martha! She was so excited to meet us and we were even more excited to meet her! She said that it was such a coincidence meeting me in person because just this week she came across MICAHJESSE.COM. It’s so exciting when people recognize us from our little ‘ole blog in person and tell us how much they love what we’re doing.

From there we met up with our girlies from OK! Magazine, Shauna Bass and Ali Puliti, at brand spankin’ new hotspot Origine on Spring St. between Lafayette and Crosby.

The place isn’t even open yet and the crowd was totally hot. We love this new spot!

From there, we stopped by Upstairs just down the street for a quick second to say hello to our good friend Matt Levine who had a table with Lizzie Grubman publicist Kelly Brady.

Then, we stopped by Meatpacking district hotspot Tenjune so we could dance the night away. We sat at owner Eugene Remm and Mark Birnbaum’s table. Well, we didn’t really sit that much:

This night was totally memorable!

Idol Dad Ban

American Idol hopeful David Archuleta should tell his pops to quit his wacky ways!

His father, Jeff Archuleta, was banned by producers to be at rehearsals for the show.

Jeff demanded phrasing from Sean Kingston’s Beautiful Girls be inserted into David’s rendition of Ben E. King’s Stand By Me last week. The change cost the show additional song-clearance fees.

In an interview with Us Weekly last month, Jeff Archuleta denied that he was a “stage dad” and said he was more a “music consultant” for David. “I’m definitely involved with my son, and I encourage him, but I think that’s a lot different from forcing and threatening.”

Right!!!!!!

And Dina Lohan isn’t an overbearing stage mom.

Prison Bound: Dennis Farina

The former ‘Law and Order’ actor, who tried to board a flight at LAX with a handgun, tells police he forgot it was in his briefcase.

Farina, 64, was booked on a felony charge after LAX screeners found a loaded handgun in his briefcase as he prepared to board a plane.

The gun was a  .22-caliber semi-automatic weapon which he had no permit for.

He spent most of the day in a Van Nuys jail and was released on $35,000 bail.

“It was a silly mistake,” Farina said.

Uhh…ya think???

Hope he learned a lesson!

We Can’t Wait For This!!!!!!!!!!!

This is going to be the absolute worst show on television.

And we don’t even watch television!

But WE WILL WATCH THIS!

“Living Lohan” is coming to a boob tube near you this Memorial Day weekend on E!

Watch the trailer:

Blake’s Going To Be Pissed!!!

There’s just no stopping Amy Winehouse.

She is travelling on a path to complete destruction.

We think that her spiralling out of control behavior is instigated by her hubby Blake’s trouble with the law.

Get him out of jail so we can get Amy back to making music that our ears love.

And who’s that man?

Do you think it’s her new squeeze?

Esmee Denters Is Back!

Justin Timberlake’s YouTube prodigy Esmee Denters is back with a brand new video!

Singing “As” by Stevie Wonder:

I:Spy Cafeteria Edition

Ben McKenzie walking down 17th st with a cute little 20-ish girl on his arm and a crew of boys and girls
 
Tuesday night - Mark (Mariah Carey’s “ex-whatever”) eating with 2 slinky “ladies.” 

Mimi’s bodyguard showed up a little after MICAH JESSE left, but no Mimi.
 
In addition, Blake Lively and Penn Badgely were at Cafeteria making out on Tuesday night, AGAIN.

These two Gossiper’s can’t keep their paws off each other.

Cute!!!

It’s Happening Right Now: Kanye West Concert

A MICAHJESSE.COM reader just snapped this picture from the front row of Pharrell performing at the Kanye West concert at the Nissan Pavillion in DC/MD/VA.

Chris Brown is also in attendance. Chris came out to dance for N.E.R.D.

Authorities are not allowing cameras at this show, so this picture is an exclusive!

Southern Hospitality: Good Food, Good Times!

Last night we finally went to Justin Timberlake’s restaurant Southern Hospitality on 77th and 2nd in New York City.

Being from the south, we had some expectations for what to expect — and we were totally pleased with our experience!

We ordered the chicken fingers appetizer (with honey mustard and BBQ ranch dressing on the side) and a caesar salad — we weren’t that hungry!

But it was delicious. And our waitress was not only gorgeous but totally sweet and chill. We loved her!

Totally recommend checking out Southern Hospitality next time you’re out!

Oh — we didn’t mention — they have a DJ that sets up around 11:00 on Friday and Saturday nights. He plays a mixture of hip hop and good radio tracks. Great dance remixes too!

Soooo fun!

John Mayer: Live In Los Angeles

Watch the trailer for the upcoming “Where The Light Is” available July 1st featuring John Mayer.

Chris Crocker Is Back…With Jeffree Star

This video is possibly NSFW (not safe for work).

So — there’s your warning.

Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker is back with a new - very controversial - video featuring himself (or…herself…or whatever) making our with drag queen extraordinare and MySpace celebrity Jeffree Star.

Take a look - if you’re feeling daring:

Hold Your Ears!!!!!!!!!

MySpace celebrity Tila Tequila has released a music video for a song called “Stripper Friends”

We really have no words.

Just watch!

But don’t say we didn’t warn you. It’s whore-rific.

Lohan Gets Ugly

These are the first released shots of Lindsay Lohan’s return to the boob tube.

The show, which is scheduled to air May 22nd, is the first of six episodes the tired actress is set to appear in.

[People]

Music Video Premiere: Mariah Carey - “Bye Bye”

Mariah Carey debuts her video for “Bye Bye” (which is one of our favorite songs off her new album E=MC2).

It stars her soon-to-be-ex-husband Nick Cannon:

What do you think?!

We Can’t Stop Listening To: Chris Brown - “Forever”

Peep the music video!

It Was Right The First Time

A fan gave John Mayer a shirt that reads “Mr. Douchebag”…

Then John scribbles out the word “douchebag”…

And writes “Badass”…

John,

Sorry honey. It was right the first time.

xoxo,

MICAHJESSE.COM

The Hills: Butt Sex

Just warning you… this may ruin your day!

Spencer Pratt (boyfriend of newly plastic-ized Heidi Montag) talks butt sex with Radar Online:

Radar: YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?

SP: If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”

MICAHJESSE.COM: UGH!!!!!!

[Radar]